1. Pack all of your stuff into a 16-foot moving truck and move two states away.
2. Become a volunteer bartender.
If you feel this does not put enough distance between you and your career in the dreaded legal field:
1. Pack all of your belongings into a 26-foot moving truck and attach your car to the back of it.
2. Drive 3,000 miles across the country to your dream destination.
3. Once reality sets in, consider shooting yourself in the face at the thought of facing another bar exam. Get out the Tiffany's catalog and give it to your husband after circling several items that you feel will make up for the fact you have to take another bar exam.
4. Run around hiking in the mountains all day. Forget the bar exam. Who wants to be a lawyer anyway? I hope there is a VFW nearby looking for a good bartender . . .
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